Defendini

This is brilliant, and hilarious. My faves:

Ayn Rand

Workaholics seeking validation.

Michael Crichton

Doctors who went to third-tier medical schools.

John Grisham

Doctors who went to medical schools in the Dominican Republic. (NB: That would be my dad. I don’t think he would’a been into Grisham. Regardless: AW SNAP)

Hunter S Thompson

That kid in your philosophy class with the stupid tattoo.

Gabriel Garcia Marquez

Men who can’t lie but will instead be silent if they know you don’t want to hear the truth. (Sadly, this is probably me.)