Defendini

This is brilliant, and hilarious. My faves:

Ayn Rand
Workaholics seeking validation.
Michael Crichton
Doctors who went to third-tier medical schools.
John Grisham
Doctors who went to medical schools in the Dominican Republic. (NB: That would be my dad. I don’t think he would’a been into Grisham. Regardless: AW SNAP)
Hunter S Thompson
That kid in your philosophy class with the stupid tattoo.
Gabriel [...]